Of Prime Ministers and what's on their mind!

Let's face it folks, we love politicians. Even if that love sometimes manifests itself in violent demonstrations or bloody revolutions. Think about where we'd be without these erudite, sometimes funny, almost always strange and never a dull moment individuals. Newspapers and television channels would go bankrupt, and Arnab Goswami would probably go insane. They are the pillars on which our democracy or at the very least, they're the pillars all of us want to pee on! Our PM more than others is mute testament to what happens to even half decent folks once they sign this contract with the devil! 

So now that we had the PM feeling blue, we thought that we should give him a voice. Even if it was only in his head, needless to say, it came out like this.

On Kashmir:

On Ajit Pawar:

On Mayawati: 

On Narendra Modi:

Hopefully these will embolden the PM to speak his mind and we'll finally have quotable quotes from the man. Else the 'Indian leaders' section on brainyquote will read. "Manmohan Singh... No entries found."

Until next time, stay SHAMELESS, live FEARLESS. Hasta luego all!

Of Superheroes, Super Villains and the benefits of the banana!

We all grew up fantasizing about superheroes. Then we GREW UP. Superheroes shared the same fate as the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus! They got lost in the dark recesses of our subconscious minds. Then many of us discovered another superhero. Unlike the Spidey's and Batmen of the world (the superhero world anyhow), this Dark Knight was there for us. Unflinching, unwavering and always helping us escape the rigmarole of everyday life! One sip at a time! As a thank you, we decided that the Dark Knight deserved his due! And hence was born...

And while we were raising a toast to the ultimate cause celebre, another idea was born! We thought, hey, superheroes have jobs that are thankless, they have super stress, and they deserve to abuse alcohol as much as any drunken Catholic uncle! From that came...

So the stage was set for a merry HAPPY HOUR at what seemed like the most discrete watering hole these superheroes could find ;)

 
We knew we couldn't just stop at one, cause we simply wouldn't be doing justice to the League!

And where there are superheroes, their arch nemesis exist, namely Super Villains! That's the way the universe stays in order. 'Coz let's face it, it would be one hug fest, gay ass world, if it were only GOOD all the time! We also thought of the Super Villains down the ages and no one community of these sinister baddies has ever gone as unappreciated as Bollywood Super Villains. Our personal favourite, the entire -ve cast of the CULT film 'Gunda'! More specifically Ibu Hatela! And in Bollywood's centenary year we decided it was time we made things right! 

We love to put a smile on people's faces, and we couldn't stop with just a tee now, could we? And so was born, 'Management Lessons of Bollywood Super Villains!' our take on the positives we could take from the venom spewed by the the cream of the scum of Bollywood ;)

What followed was in one word, EPIC!!

And lessons keep coming (pun unintended)!

It seems that Bollywood Super Villains have an opinion about everything ;) including the proposed banning of PORN!

And on the need to vent about your boss!

And this week's 'Comment of the week'!! 

To which we could only say!

Until next week, stay SHAMELESS. Live FEARLESS! Hasta Luego!

Heisenberg or Bhau, or Bhaiya or Bong or Singh...

We all know Walter White a.k.a. Heisenberg as one of the most enduring characters to have come out of American television in the past decade. We were really kicked by the thought of a tribute to the 'best meth chef' in the world. But then we were also a wee bit pissed. Pissed off by the lack of original thought behind some of the Heisenberg tees out there. That's when we decided to make our own. 

And when our design finally saw the light of day, we were pleased. Our 'shameless' tribute to the man was complete, but was it really? The answer of course was a resounding NO! We wanted to take this madness to a whole new level. So over a few drinks and several sleepless nights of contemplation we hatched this little plot. We thought, if Heisenberg were Indian, what would he be like, and thus was born, the 'Heisenbergs of India' concept. 

India being a diverse land, it only made sense to try and cover as much of the breadth of this country as possible and so choosing our representative characters spanning the length and breadth of India, we had a whale of a time all week on facebook! 

Kicking off the festivities was Heisen-Singh the trucker from Punjab who proudly mouths, "I'm the driver oye!!"Just like his American counterpart once famously said, "I'm the danger!" 

The second in the series, the ubiquitous Maru, simply known as Heisen-Maru, who showcased that whatever Heisenberg knew about laundering money, he'd obviously learnt in Marwar!

When it came to the question of showcasing Heisenberg's near criminal monopoly of the meth trade, there simply wasn't any question as to the parallel to the same by Mumbai's very own, auto waale bhaiya's, welcome Heisen-bhaiya! Good of you to join us!

The only empire that Heisen-bhau ever had was the one in his mind. That and wada pav and sleep seriously made him tick (when he wasn't too busy chasing Heisen-bhaiyas out of 'his' territory!)

Our search for the quintessential intellectual giant to represent Heisenberg's intelligence, led us to the mecca of higher learning, refinement, pseudo-intelligentsia and high-browed fartiness and where else but in Calcutta could we have found the mellow and ever so deep Heisen-bong!

Last but not the least and simply because we're committed to representing all possible stereotypes in our sick l'il family, Heisen-Anna the king of seedy dance bars had to complete our list! 

Now that you know how this happened, here's a shameless plug from someone who can only be described as Heisenberg's soulmate...

Until next time, remember, you didn't know the meaning of shame, until someone told you to cover up! Stay shameless. Stay brave. Hasta Luego!

You want a brand story? How's this for one!

So a million brands, say a million things, every single day! Frustrating, isn't it when they can follow through on their promise. 

Thankfully our brand promise isn't something that we need to scour the universe for in order to deliver on! We're quite simply, shameless. And as we all know, that's something that everyone of us has, like a primal desire. 

We're hardwired to be shameless. It's just that a million years of evolution, or religion or moral training has cloaked our shamelessness in a shroud. That's where we step in, helping raise that shroud! One thread by one, if need be. We're here, we're shameless, and we're infectious. 

Our tees are nothing if shameless. We believe that when you're shameless, you're being fearless, ergo stylish! 

Hope you guys stick with us for the ride! It'll be a fun one, we guarantee that!

Cheerio,
Teeth Designs.